Wine or Water

A good friend of mine sent me this and I thought it was really funny.  Thought you guys might want a good laugh

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't....

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 liter of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed

more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  

found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,

we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine  = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information

 

...Just ask yourself, what am I full of?